Colin Bateman
There will be no more Colin Bateman books. It's official. It seems that the name 'Colin' isn't sufficiently 'action' enough, and the decision has been taken by my publishers to drop the Christian name from the front covers. In future I'll just be 'Bateman'. I'm a brand! I will also need to acquire some muscles, and perhaps a tattoo to go with my new image. There are also some rather tasty new cover designs on the way.
Is that really neccesary? I am sure Arnold wasn't thought to be a great name for an action hero before the Governator came along. But then I suppose he changed it to Arnie - you would be Collie which sounds even less action hero-ish
ReplyDeleteFrom one Colin to another I am now concerned about my own street cred and perhaps I should be followng suit!
ReplyDeleteJust finished Shooting Sean, you rock!
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